Land Cruiser Poem

[Drivetrain]

Toyota Land Cruiser

Toyota Land Cruiser, the best Japanese built

to weather hills and crevices throughout.

Up and down, down again and up –

surmount we ever, this endless bump?

Toyota Land Cruiser, nimble powerful quick –

“Punch it baby, through this endless thick!”

Like a ballerina we glide slide and pirouette

keeping form, as out-a-that hole we get.

Toyota Land Cruiser, if ever a vehicle was made –

rock stone and stubble, we miraculously evade.

Red thick clay we find, archenemy no doubt…

but I tell you comrade, we will certainly pull out.

Toyota Land Cruiser, queen of Africa’s dirt –

sway we may, out-a-control we furtively spurt.

Hang on, endless wheels roar round,

not so bad, this dang car can pound!

Toyota Land Cruiser, Six Flags may not be

but I tell you, such fun here is almost free!

Our experience is only one, so wait again for more,

Of endless tirades chant we, regarding Congo’s floor.

a poetic description, by Bob Rice